At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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