so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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