should my penis look like a turkey
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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