how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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