dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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