He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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