Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize