question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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