ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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