Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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