party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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