so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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