Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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