I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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