these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
she pinky promised me she was 18
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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