she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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