Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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