I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you never un-have a 4some
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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