She announced her abortion via fbk
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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