last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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