Nicole vs. Life
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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