Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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