How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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