She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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