Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
