Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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