any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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