The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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