Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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