Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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