the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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