guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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