The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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