No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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