why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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