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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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