1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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