Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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