wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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