She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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