is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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