There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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