Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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