Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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