I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No subtext here. People are naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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