Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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