I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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