just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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