Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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