I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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