Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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