I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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