normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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