Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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