I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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