why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
